Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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