O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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