So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Nicole vs. Life
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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