The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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