So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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