If that was your dad, he is hot
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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