Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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