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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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