The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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