therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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