I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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