Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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