The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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