At least make sure they are 18
Why
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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