isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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