I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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