The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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