so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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