She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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