am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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