Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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