how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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