508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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