ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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