are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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