Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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