I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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