so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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