Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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