Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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