I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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