yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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