Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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