I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We need to rekindle our bromance
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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