Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Randomize
