i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
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My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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