There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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