Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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