The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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