he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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