ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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