He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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