well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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