Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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