I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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