butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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