You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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