Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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