paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just had sex on a roof
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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