my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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