Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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